July 2010
1 post
June 2010
7 posts
A crime has been committed.
Last night at precisely 9:42pm EST, the Chipotle on the corner was targeted.
The victim: One bottle of Tabasco sauce.
It was stolen audaciously, in plain view of several customers and staff.
Please join together with your fellow Chipotle enthusiasts to form a “neighborhood watch program” to help deter this kind of activity in the future.
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We may have something here. There might be a situation.
May 2010
13 posts
A man was walking down the street at a moderate pace. He appeared sane. Suddenly, he spotted a piece of trash on the sidewalk, among all the other trash on the sidewalk, that shook him to the core. He wound up to kick it, and while he was summoning all the power in the universe to kick this little paper cup into oblivion, he visualized everything he hated about his life — the job, the ex,...
Exclusive review of the pizza place on the corner
They sell pizza. Ever had pizza? Good, then you know what to expect. If you like pizza, go there. If not, don’t.
I don’t know about the rest of New York, but it’s pretty sunny on this street right now.
Whoa! Delivery guy on a bike almost hit another delivery guy on a bike.
Okay, nothing to see here, people. Move along.
Cars are honking. It’s almost musical. Almost.
One of the residents pooped while his bathroom door was open this morning.
There’s a FedEx truck on the street.
Wait.
Now it’s gone.
Some guy just asked another guy for a cigarette on the sidewalk. The other guy said that was his last one. He lies.
