June 24, 2010

A crime has been committed.

Last night at precisely 9:42pm EST, the Chipotle on the corner was targeted.

The victim: One bottle of Tabasco sauce.

It was stolen audaciously, in plain view of several customers and staff.

Please join together with your fellow Chipotle enthusiasts to form a “neighborhood watch program” to help deter this kind of activity in the future.

Related: I got a used a bottle of Tabasco sauce last night.

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